Will it ever end?

So I was going through the mail Saturday, when I come across a piece that looks like a card. When I opened it, 2 crispy one dollar bills came falling out of it. Well, that was interesting. That made me a little interested in reading what the card hard to say. To sum it up, basically it stated, The sometime within the next week I’m going to be contacted via phone to participate in a survey, and the money was an early thank you for helping them out. There was no description as to what the survey would be about.

Well, I say to you, thanks for 2 bucks, but I’m still not going to accept your call.